So, here's the deal—my roses have decided they're auditioning for a survival reality show and are refusing to bloom unless I roll out the red carpet every morning at dawn. I've spent countless hours reading “miracle” gardening hacks that promise a garden so lush it would make Eden jealous, yet my petunias still look like they're suffering from a midlife crisis. Has anyone mastered the art of convincing stubborn blooms to finally show up, or should I just set up little pep rallies for my plants every morning? Any tips for dealing with these prima donna petals would be wildly appreciated, or at least worthy of a Netflix documentary on plant diva behavior.
