So, I recently stumbled upon—or rather, my garden was ambushed by—the infamous sugar tip rose of sharon. Now, I'm not entirely sure if this cultivar is really sweet enough to be sprinkled with sugar or if it just got a fancy name because someone was running out of creative ideas. Has anyone else tried coaxing this mystery shrub into behaving, or is it destined to become the unsolicited headliner of every backyard shindig (read: invasion of the neighbors' yards)? Any tips on managing its unapologetic growth or suggestions on how to convince it that my garden is not an all-you-can-eat buffet would be greatly appreciated. Let the sugar-coated sarcasm and gardening wisdom flow!