Anyone else out there puzzled by this so-called "box wood shrub"? Or is it just me—the plant equivalent of that friend who shows up uninvited in your living room with no explanation? I sprouted one a few seasons back thinking I'd get a nice, structured hedge, only to realize it's got its own agenda. It’s all boxed in, but not really what I signed up for. Am I dealing with a whimsical shrub that thinks it's a geometry lesson on straight lines, or is there a secret boxwood lifestyle I’m missing? Tell me, how do you rein in a shrub that's clearly enjoying its box identity crisis?