So, let me get this straight—apparently yaupon holly is the gift that keeps on giving (hello, caffeine from a native shrub, anyone?) and now it's apparently on sale like some sort of magical houseplant? But before I open my wallet and commit to what could be Mother Nature’s answer to Starbucks, has anyone here actually tried growing this miracle shrub? Is it really the plant equivalent of a double-shot espresso, or just another leafy disappointment that promises the moon then just sits there, smugly chlorophyll-ing your garden? Enlighten me with your success stories or cautionary tales—bonus points if your yaupon holly decided to throw a temper tantrum in the backyard.