Alright, fellow plant enthusiasts, let's address the age-old conundrum: The Case of the Mysterious Disappearing Front Yard Bushes. What is it about front yards that plants mysteriously refuse to grace them with their presence?
I've a spot in my front yard that's basically the botanical equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. I've sacrificed more bushes there than cellphones to the cause of "silent mode" during important meetings. Seriously, these plants are either running off to join a secret gardening cult or are auditioning for the next Houdini act.
So now, I'm in desperate need of some bush recommendations that can stand up to whatever supernatural shenanigans my front yard has going on. Ideally, I need something that's as indestructible as my grandma's fruitcake, requires less attention than a house cat, and looks good enough to convince the neighbors I have my life sorted out.
Suggestions? Surely, there’s some under-the-radar shrubbery that hasn’t been discussed to death. Extra points if you've tried it, and it didn’t mysteriously vanish!
